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Post by Gemini Malfoy on Dec 29, 2005 15:34:54 GMT -5
Guys never use these, they are just so sad lol.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 29, 2005 15:42:20 GMT -5
Lmao. Those are hilarious. Someone on myspace actually said the second one to me once.
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Post by Max Weasley on Dec 29, 2005 15:43:35 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Here's something to add:
Ah Miss I got entranced by your beauty and hit myself in the pole...I'm gonna need your Name and Phone Number...for insurance purposes
LOL! XD...where have I heard this before...
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 29, 2005 15:46:35 GMT -5
That's really sad. I pity anyone lame enough to use these.
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Post by Max Weasley on Dec 29, 2005 15:48:44 GMT -5
LOL Now I remember!...my older brother used this on this girl...(I was watching btw) and he got slapped LOL XD it was one of those Kodak Moments where you just forgot to bring your Camera Phone... LOL XD
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 29, 2005 15:50:41 GMT -5
How drunk was he when he said it? Lol
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Post by Gemini Malfoy on Dec 29, 2005 15:51:09 GMT -5
few of my friends tried some of these lines before it was so sad i remember one getting hit with a blue slurpy
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 29, 2005 15:53:03 GMT -5
That's classic.
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Post by Max Weasley on Dec 29, 2005 15:54:34 GMT -5
Faith...drunk enough...sadly...he was drunk enough...It was funny...I couldn't stop laughing that night...we just came to a party...unfortunately he hung out at the bar too much...XD
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 29, 2005 16:01:16 GMT -5
Heh. I'm annoying when im drunk. Last night, I was sitting on the phone at two am talking to a friend and she said that I said,'' Gimme needle! Gimme needle!" when she asked me if I had been to the therapist. I wasn't drunk though, I was pretending to be.
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Post by Gemini Malfoy on Dec 29, 2005 18:15:31 GMT -5
Wow Iam worse when I am drunk lol i emberasses myself alot
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Post by Noelle Crabbe on Dec 29, 2005 19:24:13 GMT -5
Ooh! I have a stupid one that I got off According to Jim:
"Hey, Teach. I'm having a little trouble with the alphabet. I keep trying to put U and I together."
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Post by Gemini Malfoy on Dec 29, 2005 19:33:54 GMT -5
i heard the one before its so sad
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Post by Natalie Smith on Dec 30, 2005 14:20:46 GMT -5
lol. here is an equally halarious one that was directed to my friend last summer. "Do you believe in Love at first site? Or should I walk by again?"
hahahah
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Post by Accalia McKillen on Dec 30, 2005 15:14:18 GMT -5
No, I find it funny when they use this one: "Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" there are a million stupid ones at pickuplines.com its really funny...my friend found that site and gave it to me, we laughed. When I'm drunk, I'm crazy. I do things I definately normally would not do. Its actually really bad. I laugh a lot at nothing and at a party once I went around the room looking for hott guys and when some weird guy asked me to dance, I told him he was ugly and walked away...I felt bad the next morning, but never saw him again, so it was okay...I have a pretty good memory, except when I'm totally wasted, which was only once...
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