Alexandra Adelle
Junior Member
**It's Not A Fashion Statement, Its A Fucking Death Wish**
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Post by Alexandra Adelle on Dec 24, 2005 14:40:26 GMT -5
Jim Carry baby! Heh, Bruce Almighty?
Hmm....
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
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Post by Noelle Crabbe on Dec 24, 2005 15:23:10 GMT -5
XD American Pie? Hmm............... [Keeping beat for a dance lesson] Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl. [Wat punches him] Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what? Roland: A girl! The names give it away.
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Post by Emily Potter on Dec 24, 2005 15:54:54 GMT -5
XD. A Knight's Tale right?
C: I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you. T: 'Cause you know I'll always love you no matter what.
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Alexandra Adelle
Junior Member
**It's Not A Fashion Statement, Its A Fucking Death Wish**
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Post by Alexandra Adelle on Dec 24, 2005 18:03:33 GMT -5
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! Carmen and Tibby! I have that movie, and read the books!
Here's mine...
P: You're going to surf in that? L: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na P: Your what? [L whips off towel] L: Da na da na! P: You're wearing nut-huggers!
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Post by Yehva Moretti on Dec 24, 2005 18:06:08 GMT -5
Blue Crush.
"Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."
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Post by Noelle Crabbe on Dec 24, 2005 18:46:57 GMT -5
Gee, Claud. SO hard!
Napoleon Dynamite.
Movies are too hard for me.
Try this TV Show:
A: But you said "I understand"? C: A, there's something you should know about me. When I say I understand, it doesn't mean I agree. It doesn't mean that I understand. It doesn't even mean that I'm listening. A: Then why do you say it? C: It makes people happy. That's what I'm all about. A: That's all altruistic, but I would prefer that you be straight with me. Just keep in mind that we have an impressionable young boy living here. C: I understand.
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Post by Yehva Moretti on Dec 24, 2005 18:52:46 GMT -5
Two and a Half Men, easy.
Tv show:
Bridget: It's a thong. Paul: It's floss. Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello? Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day. Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation. Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. Your always walking around with a wedgie!
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Alexandra Adelle
Junior Member
**It's Not A Fashion Statement, Its A Fucking Death Wish**
Posts: 52
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Post by Alexandra Adelle on Dec 24, 2005 19:06:23 GMT -5
8 Simple Rules for dating my Teenage Daughters?
R: Are you okay? H: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life. R: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something
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Post by Faith Ryan McKillen on Dec 24, 2005 21:58:32 GMT -5
Saved!
"We were accompanying our father, Montgomery Fitzgerald on his quest to find a passage east....only...our boat was overturned...we washed up on shore.........our parents were drowned."
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Post by Yehva Moretti on Dec 31, 2005 17:57:26 GMT -5
Absolutely no idea Brenda:I mean she, she shows up outta nowhere without a car, without a map. She ain't got nothing but a suitcase filled with men's clothing. How come? How come she act so funny like she was gonna stay here forever? And with no clothes?! No! I don't like it! It don't make no sense at all! No, no, no, no, no! It don't make no sense!
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